May 2012
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
bambi101:
christianrxd:
chynnaaadoll:
kdbby:
stfudarlenespeaks:
OMFG this school are full of bops lmao
OMG HAHAHAHAHA BEST VIDEO EVER THAT KID IN THE BLACK OMG OMG LOL
“I’m gonna go home and sleep cause I’m tired from the mile” OKAY KID. If you REALLY wanted to beat him up, you wouldn’t have pussied out. If he’s bothering OTHER people, let those OTHER people fucking step up. You...
omfg @hollister with my aunt
aunt: why is so dark in here
me: its not that dark lol
worker: hi do you need any help?
aunt: ya can you turn on the goddamn lights. someone can trip and die
me: omfg
we got kicked out